Amy Winehouse and Jay Z - Dirt Off Your Shoulders

alex on September 14 2011

So I'm doing my daily 3pm dog walk, where small children leaving school are running around screaming trying to get away from my rather large pitbull. I return back to my apartment after scaring my quota of 9 year olds for the day and this kid runs in front of me, sprints even, drops his pants to his ankles and starts spraying piss everywhere. This pee arch was fucking impressive, WAY over his head. I had no idea how to respond, I watched in awe, I had so many questions - mainly where the fuck is this kid's mom? Moments later I hear from the distance "MMAATTHHHEEEEWWWW NNNOOOOOOOO!!!" The kid starts crying he cant stop peeing meanwhile I can only stare like a bystander to a train wreck. All in all A+ experience, would watch again.

Class Actress - Weekend

chris on September 14 2011

Breathie girls. Can't get enough.

Coldplay - Paradise

alex on September 13 2011

Yea that's right, I posted Coldplay. Deal with it.

Body Language - At A Glance(Toro Y Moi rmx)

alex on September 12 2011

Ugh, Atlantic City, you are both friend and foe. BYOB strip clubs, old people on oxygen tanks, fat people, old friends, fried food buffets, and fake tits pretty much sums up my weekend.

Ganglians - Sleep

chris on September 12 2011

Packs of crackers. I love them, especially when I'm on the run and don't have time to make breakfast. Come on NY, is that too much to ask for? A pack of six cheese crackers with peanut butter?

Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans

chris on September 12 2011

Mesmorized, hyptnotized, and blown away. Female Roy Orbison moments in there.

Built to Spill - The Weather

chris on September 08 2011

And as long as it's talking with you, talk of the weather will do.

The Bird and The Bee - Diamond Dave

alex on September 08 2011

A bunch of years ago on this day Chris was covered in placenta.

Destroyer - The Bad Arts

chris on September 08 2011

Today is my birthday. BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Intergalatic Lovers - Fade Away

alex on September 07 2011

I have a serious first world problem with nose hairs. The more I age, the greater the frequency of nose hair growth, its getting out of control. If I didnt trim my nose hairs I'd look like I was successfully snorting Cousin It from the Adam's Family.