Hospitality - Rockets and Jets
chris on February 04 2014
Whenever I notice someone is staring at me on the subway, my immediate thought is my fly is down. That's really the only way I can rationalize someone staring at me. It's only down about seventy five percent of the time though. The other twenty five percent I have no explanation for... Probably boogers.
Cranes - Worlds
Alex on December 02 2008
Sounds a lot like lykke li, but it isnt, dont be so stupid. Cranes first album was released in 1986, I can tell you exactly what I was doing the year this album came out. I was a young tot in Virginia, only 3 years of age. I'm at a birthday party in Chuck E. Cheese's at a sub urban shopping center. We're all sitting in the big room with the creepy mechanicals playing music and singing. A pizza was put in front of my face, now i was no stranger to pizza at this point having grown up with 2 parents that worked 13 hour days, but this pizza was different. The pizza in question had small red circles on it, I was horrified, terrified, I may of infact shit my pants cause thats what three year olds do. I grabbed my nanny Yolanda and proclaimed there's some gnarly debris on my pie. She sat me down and explained to me the miracle that is pepperoni, she said its like bacon but different. I was game, it was then and there my life would never be the same. This is in the first chapter of my memoirs, check them out in a couple years when im done, it's gonna be a best seller.