chris on April 12 2012
If you haven't picked up this album yet then you are a dummy. Stop being a dummy you dum dum and put some kindness in your ear holes. Tangent, so I went to a leather party last night and shit got a little weird. Goldstein may or may not have had something up his butt. New York, sometimes it's best not to ask questions and just bask in it's glory.
chris on September 17 2014
Lemme break you off with another track off this recently released bad ass album. For some reason I hear elements of Fleetwood Mac in the early parts of this song. It has a similar progression to Little Lies. The entire album is a neue disco banger.
chris on January 06 2008
Have you ever woken up during the night so sweaty you had to towel dry yourself. Yeah, try three times last night. I think there may be something wrong with me considering it was 60 degrees in my bedroom. Oh wait, those knives in my chest may have something to do with it too.
Alex on November 22 2013
Today I found myself sitting pretty much alone on the New York City subway. My train stops at Union Square and from the corner of my eye I see what appear to be a walking laundry hamper board the train. A homeless gentleman shuffles on to the train, in tow were his 27 blankets carried as if he was a 3 year old - just mopping up every bit of filth the subway floor has to offer. Of course our homeless friend decided to sit right next to me. He sits and gathers up his blanket entourage into his lap. I somewhat politely cover my nose and prepare for the oncoming assault on my nasal passages. I pictured the worst - something along the lines of old moldy cheeseburgers soaked in piss on top of goat carcasses stored in the back of a 78 year old shed which hasn't been opened in the last 50. Time passes - I need to breath normally ASAP to avoid passing out. Now I know what you're thinking "WTF Alex? Just move seats." What you listeners don't know about me is the fact that I have serious bouts of masochism and was almost excited at the thought of how putrid this human being was going to smell and how much it was going to suck. I breathed in .. and I shit you listeners not .. this dude smelled like CEDAR AND MOTHER FUCKING LAVENDER. It was like a Febreze commercial. I took a deep breath and questioned every decision and thought I've made for the last 30 years.