alex on November 12 2009
I said back in June that Two Door Cinema Club will eventually be huge. Here they come folks. On a side note, I'm doing a cleanse, which includes NO FUCKING COFFEE. I had no idea it was possible to have a head ache for this long. Im ready to punch a baby!.... gently. like one pound of force.. but in baby world that's devastating.
alex on November 19 2008
I'm gonna try to post a decent amount of tracks today and get a more solid playlist going on, additionally im gonna try to break the site/server and do some load testing. If the sites down tonight you can e mail me and say "hey alex, you broke the fucking site" and then ill respond "hey jerk face, you broke the...im sure..you broke something once" and then awkwardly step back slowly from my keyboard.
chris on November 02 2015
We live in an internet world where you can't just go out and buy something that you need. How do they not have fucking printer ink at fucking staples. I refuse to become an amazon prime member or order fucking paper towels online. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU LAZY FUCKING PEOPLE! You are making this world unbearable. The new halo doesn't even have split-screen for co-op. The entire point is to play with my buddy in the same room, not over the internet talking into a little microphone headset.
chris on April 24 2013
Just when you think everythings right in the world, you look up and under the amber glow of the nightly streetlamps is a dood leaning on the hood of a van taking a shit in the middle of Broadway. Is it over... No. Why don't you hobble down the street with your shitty ass hangin out for only me and my dog to appreciate. I'll just lock that gem away in my chamber of terrible thoughts, and hang on to it forever.