alex on April 18 2012
The past two nights I haven't been able to sleep, solar flares seem to really fuck with my head for some reason. Regardless - tonight I intend on taking everything in my apt that will make me sleep a full nights sleep. I plan on litterally collapsing on my bed full of clothes and bullshit and waking up fully rested with bits of loose change and garbage embedded in my skin from sleeping 12 hours on them.
alex on April 25 2013
I'm conducting an experiment in my shower. It's called the "How many empty product bottles can we keep until we hit critical mass" experiment. So far things are going really well. I'll be sure to keep everyone updated on my progress barring I don't get caught in an avalanche of empty Thai Massage Axe body wash bottles. TO BE CONTINUED........
Alex on April 18 2013
I know every word to every Voxtrot song ever. ..... no one sentence has ever made me feel more like a 14 year old girl. I suppose I should just embrace it and have a slumber party. What a weird event - slumber party. At what age did the slumber party become the "fuck I'm too drunk to walk home so I'm crashing on your couch" party?