alex is nerd drunk on December 19 2008
its late, im drunk. i just found this song and laughed like an evil genius scientist when i listened to it, i love this shit. if you dont love this shit you need to press that little X in the corner of your browser right now and off yourself buddy. i feel like i need suspenders and a sick 80s calculator to fully understand this song.
Alexander gets wasteder on December 18 2008
Just for reference, if you drink a bottle of Oroya(a white wine for sushi) and then immediately after drink a bottle of white Yellowtail, you will be drunk-not only will you be drunk, the Yellowtail will taste like bananas. I shit you not, bananas. but more like the artificial runts or now and laters candy banana. and now we know. Its not neccasarily a bad taste, and by that point youre too drunk to really care, there's only one goal in sight at that point, to get wasteder. You can submit that word to websters for me.
Chris on December 17 2008
Alex with the tude. I am grabbing some new jams for you as we speak, but for the mean time... shove this starfucker in you ear holes. This jam just reset my brain. I have a clear outlook on life right now. It should take me all of about 10 minutes to lose that feeling.
alex mejias on December 17 2008
oh hey y'all! whats the haps on the block? so our christmas site has launched, i dont feel like figuring out to hotlink in AS3 XML text right now so type this URL in and check out our 12 days of LOLZ http://www.lolzllc.com/xmas/ (still have some bugs to fix) I forgot to post yesterday.. remember, i treat you like this cause i love you. and if you talk back to me I have a swift karate kick with your name on it, KEEEYYOPP!!
alex on December 15 2008
Raise your hand if youve sat in a plane on the tarmac for 4 hours in a line of planes 25 deep then when you finally go to the take off, the plane accelerates down the run way, stops and flips a bitch back to the gate. We ran out of fuel on the runway. Thats really cool, thanks for the cock tease US Airways. I think one of my biggest pet peeves about flying is seeing assholes walk around the airport in their pajamas, this isnt your fucking bedroom you look 7 and youre a grown man. I love me some old ben folds five, def. can relate to this track. In other news: Tucker Max is my new hero, read his book. go see his movie when it comes out.