chris on May 25 2016
I have absolutely no business posting this track. I just listened to it on repeat for 2 days and the tape is stuck in my car tape deck. I'll soon, most likely, wish they were dead as I try to pry the tape out with a tire iron while yelling profanities as the neighbors call the cops from behind closed blinds telling the children to hide in the closet and if anything happens... just run! don't worry about mommy and daddy... just run!
Alex on April 28 2016
When you're married and live in the burbs like me some days you take a step back and realize just how crazy domestic your life has become. One day you're making breakfast and look for a cooking utensil and then all of a sudden it becomes clean the mother fucking lazy susan day because all your shit has been accumulating inside said lazy susan for over a year. Before you know it you got a broken susan and no access to ANY cooking utensils... these are the extreme realities of the first world problems I face.