Alex on July 18 2015
I hath returned from my European tour. Surviving solely off bread, cheese, and cured meats for 2 weeks I am somehow still standing. I have successfully recovered the Sorcerer's stone, and defeated many black knights. My bowels have completely given up on me so now I must go begin the process of re-earning their trust. On that note --you folks have yourself a fine day.
Alex on June 24 2015
Well it's time I share this you, ...I'm an addict. I'm addicted to tea tree oil tooth picks. I know what you're saying - "but Alex, tooth picks make you look like king douche!" and I completely agree. Oddly enough back when I lived in Brooklyn I used to always have a tea tree tooth pick in my mouth when I rode the train, I saw the looks I got and didn't care. In all reality the tooth picks were just an oral fixation coping mechanism for the perpetual class 7 anxiety attack known as the the New York subway system. So I have that going for me....