Pink Skulls - Peter Cushing

Alex on July 18 2015

I hath returned from my European tour. Surviving solely off bread, cheese, and cured meats for 2 weeks I am somehow still standing. I have successfully recovered the Sorcerer's stone, and defeated many black knights. My bowels have completely given up on me so now I must go begin the process of re-earning their trust. On that note --you folks have yourself a fine day.

GANGLY - fuck with someone else

Alex on July 06 2015

Off to Europe for 10 days, you guys look after the place while I'm gone - no parties. ok some parties. ok parties all day but clean up.

Kiiara - Gold

chris on June 24 2015

Just woke up from a mid afternoon nap. I could really get used to this unemployment stuff real quick. Idle hands are the devil's workshop or something... that's a good thing right?

Salt Cathedral - Holy Soul

Alex on June 24 2015

Well it's time I share this you, ...I'm an addict. I'm addicted to tea tree oil tooth picks. I know what you're saying - "but Alex, tooth picks make you look like king douche!" and I completely agree. Oddly enough back when I lived in Brooklyn I used to always have a tea tree tooth pick in my mouth when I rode the train, I saw the looks I got and didn't care. In all reality the tooth picks were just an oral fixation coping mechanism for the perpetual class 7 anxiety attack known as the the New York subway system. So I have that going for me....

The Growlers - Good Advice

chris on June 24 2015

This song is entirely about being hard headed... and I agree with every word. It really speaks to my sense of independence and asshole-ness.

Steven A Clark - Not You

chris on June 22 2015

This sounds like it could be a love song, but don't be deceived. This dude definitely wants love, as long as it's not with you. So if you can refrain from texting it would be greatly appreciated. Like a bandaid, just delete his information.

Chet Faker - Bend

chris on June 19 2015

The Prodigal Son has returned. Please accept the return of the sinner and break bread, for I have awoken from the dead in search of undeserving redemption and your bountiful mercy.

Baio - Brainwash Yyrr Face

Alex on June 18 2015

I heard this track and thought damn this sounds remarkably like Vampire Weekend making sweet glitchy love to Hot Chip. Well that's because Chris Baio is Vampire Weekend's bass player, so there you have it folks -- mystery solved.

Post Malone - White Iverson

Alex on June 10 2015

Classify Post Malone right next to The Weekend in "bands I would love to sing along to but am too white."

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Step Brother City

Alex on June 04 2015

I had a rough time finding a cover image I liked for this track... but you know what? The new version of left as rain has no cover images - so fuck these images -- I never liked them anyways.