Saskatchewan - Youth Ministry

chris on April 24 2013

Just when you think everythings right in the world, you look up and under the amber glow of the nightly streetlamps is a dood leaning on the hood of a van taking a shit in the middle of Broadway. Is it over... No. Why don't you hobble down the street with your shitty ass hangin out for only me and my dog to appreciate. I'll just lock that gem away in my chamber of terrible thoughts, and hang on to it forever.

Saint Motel - You Do It Well

Alex on April 24 2013

Caught this gem last night whilst (yea I said it) watching Hemlock Grove. Then proceeded to go into a meltdown for an hour trying to figure out what the fucking song/band was. Shazam - total garbage. Lyric search - just a shit show. Yahoo Answers - surprising helpful (there's a first for everything). Luckily my long time friend and music confidant Matt P found the Yahoo answer -- otherwise I wasn't sleeping until I figured it out.

White Prism - Dance On

chris on April 23 2013

You know we like to support bands from the hood. It just so happens that some of the best bands in the world are from BK. Not our fault. If you want to support White Prism in person, they're having a record release tonight at Glasslands. So go by and get a beer and a dose of tetanus from the balcony.

Dead Gaze - I Found the Ending

chris on April 22 2013

I feel like such a piece of shit walking around with a Starbucks cup. So many people shaking their heads in disapproval. As soon as the local shop comes up with a drink as delicious as a mocha frappachino, I'll start buying it. Until then... eff off.

Night Panther - All For Love

Alex on April 22 2013

I'm having trouble typing this due to my face being melted all over the place from that guitar solo accompanied Phil Collins-esque drums. Entertain yourself.

The Darcys - I Got the News (Rey Pila Remix)

chris on April 19 2013

It's Friday, so let's pick up the pace... then bring it way down with 10cc. Big boys still cry.

Jai Paul - Str8 Outta Mumbai

Alex on April 18 2013

Gettin' mad cultured up in here at left as rain. There's just not enough finger cymbals in contemporary American music.

Voxtrot - Fast Asleep

Alex on April 18 2013

I know every word to every Voxtrot song ever. ..... no one sentence has ever made me feel more like a 14 year old girl. I suppose I should just embrace it and have a slumber party. What a weird event - slumber party. At what age did the slumber party become the "fuck I'm too drunk to walk home so I'm crashing on your couch" party?

The Virgins - Travel Express

chris on April 18 2013

I love those intro lyrics. Ain't it funny how the night moves? You have to get out there and put your heart on the line or it'll never get broken. We're just tryin to make some front page drive-in news over here.

Solar Bears - Rainbow Collision

Alex on April 17 2013

So here I am working in my office (my living room) minding my own business, shirtless, icing my bum shoulder, and checking out this Solar Bear album when all of a sudden on the very last song my mind is blown. How very dare you Solar Bear? I was saving my mind for being blown until later because my night time agenda included getting high and watching Spirited Away. Furthermore I was almost done with your album.. I was going to write it off as "meh." Now you're on this whole new level of musical perception for me and I have to go back and listen to the whole thing again because I don't think I picked up what you were throwing down for the past 45 minutes. Great - here we go again.