Alex on April 18 2013
I know every word to every Voxtrot song ever. ..... no one sentence has ever made me feel more like a 14 year old girl. I suppose I should just embrace it and have a slumber party. What a weird event - slumber party. At what age did the slumber party become the "fuck I'm too drunk to walk home so I'm crashing on your couch" party?
Alex on April 17 2013
So here I am working in my office (my living room) minding my own business, shirtless, icing my bum shoulder, and checking out this Solar Bear album when all of a sudden on the very last song my mind is blown. How very dare you Solar Bear? I was saving my mind for being blown until later because my night time agenda included getting high and watching Spirited Away. Furthermore I was almost done with your album.. I was going to write it off as "meh." Now you're on this whole new level of musical perception for me and I have to go back and listen to the whole thing again because I don't think I picked up what you were throwing down for the past 45 minutes. Great - here we go again.
Alex on April 17 2013
I've always battled with hip hop, in fact - you could probably count on both hands how many times I've posted a hip hop track. It seems like there's two polar opposites in the rap game -- really shitty music and Ace Cosgrove. Luckily my man, Ace, is pumping out those jams which redeem the genre of hip hop.
Alex on April 16 2013
Chill out and listen to Jose G and buddies. While I don't know anything about Jose Gonzalez I feel like he's probably the chillest dude around. One of those guys who feet you accidently step on and he's the one who says sorry. I bet if you rear ended Jose Gonzalez' car he'd get out and be like "MY BAD, BRO! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ACCELERATING FORWARD MOVING AWAY FROM YOUR CRASHING CAR! NO BIG DEAL -- CAN I PLAY YOU MY HIT SINGLE DOWN THE LINE WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE COPS?" Then you high five Jose Gonzalez like Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards in Top Gun.
Alex on April 11 2013
Yesterday I heard two dudes arguing about whether or not David Blaine was a real wizard. Listen up assholes, wizards shoot fireballs, summon lightning, and say shit like "run you fools!" David Blaine makes playing cards disappear, there's no way he could battle a Balrog. Come correct next time.
alex on April 10 2013
We got a King Krule meets Menomena vibe going on right here... and i like it. I wanna live in it, I wanna setup a teepee, break twigs up for a fire, cook smores, run, scream, and soak my weathered feet in it. Shit just got really personal over here on left as rain....