alex on July 28 2011
Were so close to 1000 songs, I can feel it in my plums. No, that's not the empire state building in my pants, thats my massive erection because this song is so good. ..... Two references to my genitals in one post, there should be a law. -- a law to always post twice about my genitals!
alex on July 26 2011
THE FEEL GOOD SONG OF THE SUMMER! in other news - I'm on a juice fast and it makes me feel like I've been pertually smoking crack all day. Fuck redbull you put a shit ton of kale, apples, lime, lemon, carrots, spinach, ginger, and celery in a blender and you'll be jacked all day. MARK MY WORDS FRIENDS.
alex on July 22 2011
Man its freezing in NYC. I'm certainly no one to be dishing out style tips but ladies, during the hot months of summer put your tights in a fucking lock box until winter. I dont care if your leg is horribly disfigured by a rogue cheetah attack (awesome), no one is judging you in the heat theyre too focused on not getting heat stroke to care - do yourself a favor and drop the tights.
alex on July 19 2011
I swear... pop music like this must be made in a fucking lab with monkies hooked up to headphones and brain wave monitors with 20 scientists behind a one sided mirror each with their own clipboard. I want to hate this song but it is impossible, I am genetically predisposed to love this song.