Craft Spells - You Should Close The Door
Alex on July 15 2014
Always close the door after yourself. The other day I had to participate in what I would call an "awkward moment" or if you're a 15 year old girl a "totes awk situ." I was opening the door to an apartment building and someone was coming in behind me.. they walked in.. didn't close the door... I had to u-turn, walk past them, and close the door. We both looked at each other - she said "Oh yeah....." then I stared deep into their soul capitalizing on their bone crushing stupidity and said "Oh yeah." Then we both drew our swords and fought for our lives. She's dead now. Totes awk!
Ejecta - Beast
Alex on July 02 2014
After googling Ejecta (aka the hot chick from Neon Indian) for a cover image I come to find she really enjoys being topless. I had difficulty finding pictures which didn't contain her tits - why can't I always have this problem? Ejecta - pretty good boobs (and music).