Craft Spells - You Should Close The Door

Alex on July 15 2014

Always close the door after yourself. The other day I had to participate in what I would call an "awkward moment" or if you're a 15 year old girl a "totes awk situ." I was opening the door to an apartment building and someone was coming in behind me.. they walked in.. didn't close the door... I had to u-turn, walk past them, and close the door. We both looked at each other - she said "Oh yeah....." then I stared deep into their soul capitalizing on their bone crushing stupidity and said "Oh yeah." Then we both drew our swords and fought for our lives. She's dead now. Totes awk!

Generationals - Gold Silver Diamond

chris on July 10 2014

Generationals coming correct with that hard knock life beat. Every time I say your name, I have to sound it out like i'm a five year old.

Part Time - I Want To Go

Alex on July 10 2014

Listening to this track without any sand in sight should be a crime.

Javelin - Beyondce

chris on July 08 2014

This title implys that they took this track right to the limits of Beyonce's musical capabilities, then wend farther. And that is just an awesome concept.

CYMBALS - The Natural World

Alex on July 07 2014

This is me trying to google this band -- Cymbals...no. Cymbals Band...no. Cymbals Band Natural World...no. Cymbals Band Natural World Fuck You Google...jackpot.

Born Ruffians - Oh Cecilia

chris on July 02 2014

I'm super into this new grown up sound from the Ruffians. Look at you all grown up. I remember when you were knee high to a grasshopper.

Ejecta - Beast

Alex on July 02 2014

After googling Ejecta (aka the hot chick from Neon Indian) for a cover image I come to find she really enjoys being topless. I had difficulty finding pictures which didn't contain her tits - why can't I always have this problem? Ejecta - pretty good boobs (and music).

PAPA - Ain't it So

chris on July 02 2014

I've come to hate brunch. The name brunch even gets under my skin. If you ask me to eat brunch at 3 in the afternoon, I might spit on you.

Avid Dancer - Stop Playing With My Heart

chris on July 01 2014

U - S - A! U - S - A!

Thief - Broken Boy

chris on July 01 2014

The main thing I miss about the south is not the relaxed pace of living, or the generally better quality of life... it's the Waffle House.