Simon Bookish - Synchrotron

alex is nerd drunk on December 19 2008

its late, im drunk. i just found this song and laughed like an evil genius scientist when i listened to it, i love this shit. if you dont love this shit you need to press that little X in the corner of your browser right now and off yourself buddy. i feel like i need suspenders and a sick 80s calculator to fully understand this song.

Little Joy - No One's Better Sake

Alexander gets wasteder on December 18 2008

Just for reference, if you drink a bottle of Oroya(a white wine for sushi) and then immediately after drink a bottle of white Yellowtail, you will be drunk-not only will you be drunk, the Yellowtail will taste like bananas. I shit you not, bananas. but more like the artificial runts or now and laters candy banana. and now we know. Its not neccasarily a bad taste, and by that point youre too drunk to really care, there's only one goal in sight at that point, to get wasteder. You can submit that word to websters for me.

Starfucker - Isabella Of Castille

Chris on December 17 2008

Alex with the tude. I am grabbing some new jams for you as we speak, but for the mean time... shove this starfucker in you ear holes. This jam just reset my brain. I have a clear outlook on life right now. It should take me all of about 10 minutes to lose that feeling.

The Kooks - See The Sun(Alternate Version)

alex mejias on December 17 2008

oh hey y'all! whats the haps on the block? so our christmas site has launched, i dont feel like figuring out to hotlink in AS3 XML text right now so type this URL in and check out our 12 days of LOLZ http://www.lolzllc.com/xmas/ (still have some bugs to fix) I forgot to post yesterday.. remember, i treat you like this cause i love you. and if you talk back to me I have a swift karate kick with your name on it, KEEEYYOPP!!

Synthetic Flying Machine - Heroin Bag

chris on December 16 2008

Hello world. Let us all listen to this track that was unearthed from who knows where by who knows who. Consider it Nuetral Milk Hotel, before Nuetral Milk Hotel. This is taken from an unreleased demo from around 1994.

Ben Folds Five - Regrets

alex on December 15 2008

Raise your hand if youve sat in a plane on the tarmac for 4 hours in a line of planes 25 deep then when you finally go to the take off, the plane accelerates down the run way, stops and flips a bitch back to the gate. We ran out of fuel on the runway. Thats really cool, thanks for the cock tease US Airways. I think one of my biggest pet peeves about flying is seeing assholes walk around the airport in their pajamas, this isnt your fucking bedroom you look 7 and youre a grown man. I love me some old ben folds five, def. can relate to this track. In other news: Tucker Max is my new hero, read his book. go see his movie when it comes out.

Wham! featuring George Michael - Careless Whisper

chris on December 12 2008

Excuse me while I keep this dark streak rolling. Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend. To the heart and mind,ignorance is kind. There's no comfort in the truth, pain is all you'll find. See.. dark.

Neutral Milk Hotel - In An Aeroplane Over The Sea

chris on December 12 2008

darkness. Feels great to surround yourself in depressing music sometimes.

Townes Van Zandt - Dead Flowers

chris on December 12 2008

Sorry to bring down the mood. Fuck.

Ralph Myerz - Grey Goose

alex on December 11 2008

I'm in the dirty south soon till sunday. peace out shitty ass weather ny, hello shitty ass weather in atlanta! There's a metric shit ton of good rappers on this track I just dont feel like writing a two page long featuring list. I had something funny as fuck to write today but i forgot to write it down when i thought of it, assuming I would just remember, well i didnt. What'd one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots. LOL!!!