Alex on April 17 2013
I've always battled with hip hop, in fact - you could probably count on both hands how many times I've posted a hip hop track. It seems like there's two polar opposites in the rap game -- really shitty music and Ace Cosgrove. Luckily my man, Ace, is pumping out those jams which redeem the genre of hip hop.
Alex on April 16 2013
Chill out and listen to Jose G and buddies. While I don't know anything about Jose Gonzalez I feel like he's probably the chillest dude around. One of those guys who feet you accidently step on and he's the one who says sorry. I bet if you rear ended Jose Gonzalez' car he'd get out and be like "MY BAD, BRO! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ACCELERATING FORWARD MOVING AWAY FROM YOUR CRASHING CAR! NO BIG DEAL -- CAN I PLAY YOU MY HIT SINGLE DOWN THE LINE WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE COPS?" Then you high five Jose Gonzalez like Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards in Top Gun.
Alex on April 11 2013
Yesterday I heard two dudes arguing about whether or not David Blaine was a real wizard. Listen up assholes, wizards shoot fireballs, summon lightning, and say shit like "run you fools!" David Blaine makes playing cards disappear, there's no way he could battle a Balrog. Come correct next time.
alex on April 10 2013
We got a King Krule meets Menomena vibe going on right here... and i like it. I wanna live in it, I wanna setup a teepee, break twigs up for a fire, cook smores, run, scream, and soak my weathered feet in it. Shit just got really personal over here on left as rain....
Alex on April 09 2013
I'm wearing my sunglasses all day -- not because the weather is warm and it is sunny but because of all the impossibly pale bare legs that have revealed themselves today in New York City. I swear half of these people are translucent. One might think Winter is coming with all these white walkers out here --- HEYO! I'll show myself out....