Alex on May 30 2013
I was watching a bird the other day in Brooklyn (cool story, bro). He would fly from tree to tree but every time he flew he made this high pitched noise. It got me thinking that maybe he needs to make that noise every time he flies... can you imagine the burden? What if every time you walked you needed to hum, then when you ran you had to scream at the top of your lungs - what a bummer. I feel like I would find myself wondering if I'm hearing a group of ambulances in the distance or a track meet.
Alex on May 23 2013
Props to Tea Leigh and her amazing Soundcloud feed (link after the jump). In other news: I'm currently sitting in my family's freezing cold house in VA -- what is it about older people feeling the need to exacerbate temperature? I woke up this morning and did what most people do when they wake up - I went to the bathroom. I walk down the hallway shivering like Michael J Fox after a week long molly bender - Finally I reach my destination - the bathroom. I turn the frigid handle to the bathroom and open the door.... there he was in all his terrifyingly alien like glory -- a spider cricket. Not only was it the most alien creature on the face of the earth it was the most alien creature on the face of the earth eating the bristles on my tooth brush like a little Somalian boy having bacon for the first time. I couldn't believe my eyes, the alien life form paid no attention to me, he was in a trance. I went in for the close up -- it was like watching a priest swearing off celibacy - going to a strip club - and motor boating size D tits for the first time. I deiced to let it happen, I place my tooth brush along with it's new lover into the trash can and turned off the lights so they could enjoy their moment together.
Tea Leigh's Soundcloud
chris on May 23 2013
There is nothing more amazing than an enormous eighteen-wheel truck with shiny chrome and mudflaps and extended cab with beautifully airbrushed typography on the side............ filled to the brim with rotting garbage parked on the side of one of the busiest streets in New York city, for all to take in. Breathe deep, for it's summer in the city. Now I leave you with a tale of best friends.