alex on November 05 2012
There's a 2 mile long wait for gas outside my apartment and another storm around the bend. Nothing but blue skies ahead, amirite guyz?! In other news: are you ever texting on your phone and auto correct provides a deep self-reflection that makes you question your existence? I was texting a buddy at a restaraunt waiting for him to show upâ€¦ the word "bout" was auto-corrected to "gout" and my mind went swirling. Maybe I have the gout? Maybe my phone is trying to tell me something... the technology knows about my gout... I need to go to the doctor immediately. Shortly after my paranoid episode I ordered another tequila Diablo and everything was left as rain. That's like when they say the movie name in the movie... I went there.
alex on October 26 2012
If one more person says Frankenstorm I'm going to storm all over their franken, and that's a psalm brother. I guess my bar is probably set too high considering this is the same culture whom remakes remakes of movies. In other news: Halloween has descended upon us, its that time of year again where we all get to go out dressed like assholes and feel bad about our creativity. I've always had a serious issue with the lady costumes on Halloween, the whole slutty costume thing just seems so easy - it literally works with any concept.. Slutty parking ticket cop (slutty parking ticket would even work, slap some post-its on your nips and call it a day.), slutty circus performer, slutty walnut factory quality service inspector #4.. it all works. And for those curious.. this isn't the chick from Little Dragon but damn does she sound like it.
alex on October 22 2012
I've been a big follower of the Kitsune Maison compilations for years now. This one didn't quite deliver the same amount of pure gold tracks like previous mixes had. In other news: Today I saw a full grown man walk face first into a closed glass door, dude was speed walking like he was on a mission too. Next time slow down, bro. It bugs me how people walk in NYC, like where they're going is the most important destination known to man when in reality they're just going to Pet Land to buy Mr. Rufus some more wee-wee pads.
alex on October 18 2012
Haven't heard from these guys in a solid minute. Welcome back Local Natives - I'm anticipating your new album which comes out Jan 29, 2013. Feels really weird typing out 2013. Seriously though where's the hovering skateboards? I could do without all the crazy future technology just give me a god damn plank that floats. Is that so much to ask, techology?