alex on October 26 2012
If one more person says Frankenstorm I'm going to storm all over their franken, and that's a psalm brother. I guess my bar is probably set too high considering this is the same culture whom remakes remakes of movies. In other news: Halloween has descended upon us, its that time of year again where we all get to go out dressed like assholes and feel bad about our creativity. I've always had a serious issue with the lady costumes on Halloween, the whole slutty costume thing just seems so easy - it literally works with any concept.. Slutty parking ticket cop (slutty parking ticket would even work, slap some post-its on your nips and call it a day.), slutty circus performer, slutty walnut factory quality service inspector #4.. it all works. And for those curious.. this isn't the chick from Little Dragon but damn does she sound like it.
alex on October 22 2012
I've been a big follower of the Kitsune Maison compilations for years now. This one didn't quite deliver the same amount of pure gold tracks like previous mixes had. In other news: Today I saw a full grown man walk face first into a closed glass door, dude was speed walking like he was on a mission too. Next time slow down, bro. It bugs me how people walk in NYC, like where they're going is the most important destination known to man when in reality they're just going to Pet Land to buy Mr. Rufus some more wee-wee pads.
alex on October 18 2012
Haven't heard from these guys in a solid minute. Welcome back Local Natives - I'm anticipating your new album which comes out Jan 29, 2013. Feels really weird typing out 2013. Seriously though where's the hovering skateboards? I could do without all the crazy future technology just give me a god damn plank that floats. Is that so much to ask, techology?
alex on October 15 2012
I swear if I see one more new band use a V as a U I'm gonna... ...-well I'm not gonna do anything but be a little bit irritated. I get it, its like latin, that's very clever. It was clever the first time around, now its just obnoxious. One thing mvscles has going for them is a banging single and a totally rad album cover which you cant see on here yet but in about a month you will. The sample of the chick hitting the high notes makes my dog go insane and in my book that just makes for a fun song.
alex on October 10 2012
I get so uncomfortable on public transportation when people start dozing off... When the nodder offer is only centimeters away from sleeping on the shoulder of the person next to them - I just want yell "DONT DO IT, MAN!" Watching that shit go down is like the epitome of awkward. In other news: My girl Natasha Khan has a new album and it's stellar. I'd rather wait years for an artist to release a new album than have an artist drop an album every year that's only marginal.