alexcifur on January 28 2008
I had to take it down a notch here at left as rain, something to soothe this hangover. You know when you get in a cab drunk and you have this epic conversation with your driver that normally you could never share with another human being? Something happens with the space and time continuum and your souls start conversing on an astral plane. His name was Eddy, and Eddy loves latina girls.
alex on January 27 2008
so, our daily hits have doubled over the past month, and thats pretty fucking sweet. You know what else is fucking sweet??? mother fucking Swan Lake, you know why? because they sound fucking sweet, this song gives me fucking goose bumps everytime, and whats cooler than a god damn swan? NOTHING. Unless youre seeing fucking unicorns in the wild you aint got shit on a majestic as shit swan swimming in that lake there. in other news: I will going to a secret Natalie Portman's Shaved Head show tonight, shhh dont tell anyone, its a secret!
ALEX!!! on January 25 2008
Seriously though, lets talk about fiona apple for a minute. While i am absolutely smitten by zooey deschanel, homegirl is getting married, so basically shes dead to me now. There's still hope though, fiona apple is still relatively single and beautiful as ever. Listen to my girl kill it on the keys, where's your piano zooey? nowhere!
alex on January 23 2008
Need nap, very hungover, thank you mr whiskey. Tomorrow I will be in a room all day long with internet celebrities cracking jokes. ROFLthing 2009 here i come. I decieded I want to make my own comic character, its going to be a ninja robot vampire zombie pirate who fights crime.