Alex on November 08 2013
Sitting in Calexico enjoying some solid carne asada tacos with a side of crack sauce when the man next to me orders what could possibly be the most unsatisfying meal possible - "One tofu asada taco please." I know a lot of vegetarians and vegans personally who also listen to this site so I pose this questions to them... Why the fuck do all the veggie products have to have some quirky retarded meat affiliation - tofurky? soysage?! Regardless... bacon4lyfe.
Alex on November 06 2013
So this album happened and blew my fucking mind... but more importantly I experienced what could possibly the most first world problem. Last night I had an internal debate over whether to order the shittier Chinese food which comes with a fortune cookie or the better tasting Chinese food which comes sans cardboard destiny treat. After much internal deliberation the better tasting Chinese food prevailed. Now I'm left here with great chicken and fried rice but no future.