Juveniles - Hard Working Girl

chris on June 20 2014

Friday, super nice, still at work. You kids go enjoy yourselves though. Don't you worry about Chris over here, have yourselves a good time. Jump in some water or something for me.

Kitty - Marijuana (produced by Chrome Sparks)

chris on June 19 2014

Sweet Kitty, why ya have to do me like that? You continuously drop that white hot fire and it melts my heart.

Museum of Bella Artes - Twine

Alex on June 19 2014

When I think back on all the things that have disappointed me in my life I always end up back at one sorrow defining experience. About 6 years ago I bought a Planet Earth DVD - it was the one with Sigourney fucking Weaver narrating and not David Attenborough. I was defeated that day.

Diarrhea Planet - Kids

chris on June 17 2014

I describe this song the same way Billy Bob describes his teachers stripping performance in Varsity Blues. I give it a, uh, TEYIN! A TEYIN! A FUCKIN TEYIN!

Saadi - Snowyman (Delicate Steve Remix)

chris on June 13 2014

If I continue learning the guitar, I can probably lay down those soulful riffs like Steve by the time I'm dead.

Sinkane - Hold Tight

chris on June 11 2014

Sinkane is coming correct with sexy George Michael singing style. It's like his voice is giving me a sensual back rub. Oooo, is that a happy ending coming my way?

Painted Palms - Hypnotic (Saint Pepsi Remix)

chris on June 11 2014

I'm working on banner ads at work right now and I feel disgusting about it. I'm like those airforce bombers who are just following orders. Just because someone told you to do it, does not make it OK. I'm about to drop an H bomb on the internet, and I'm apologize.

Tennis - Petition (Vacationer remix)

Alex on June 10 2014

You know what? I'll be the first to admit I actually sort of like Guy Fiere, Grocery Games is quality wholesome television. There-I said it.
In other news: I used to want to be an astronaut when I grew up so I could eat the space ice cream all the time.

Pillar Point - Echoes - Zoolab Remix

chris on June 09 2014

Turns out ceiling fan shopping is way harder than I anticipated.

Mozes and the Firstborn

chris on June 05 2014

I've been tired for so long I'm starting to think I have mono. Or I've possibly been bitten by a Tsetse Fly.