Alex posing as Chris on December 08 2009
Chris can't currently make our interwebs work right now, I put on my hard hat and got out my microscope to diagnose the problem. It appears the flux capacitor is out of alignment with the falcon rod due to a solar storm last night.
Alex on December 07 2009
This song is to commemorate my fallen tooth brush. Yesterday, at apoximately 12pm my fallen comrade drowned in a piss filled toilet. I wrote this next bit yesterday in anger, I've calmed down since then and brought a brand new sonic care toothbrush into my life. Dear Toothbrush, fucking really tooth brush? really? youre going to fall out of the medicine cabinet, bounce off the sink, and land perfectly in the toilet. this isnt a fucking mid 90s mcdonalds commercial starring michael jordan, asshole. May you burn in hell, -Alex.